For Love or Playstation




"It sounds like a setup to me, but the San Francisco Giants game a couple nights ago had a mid-game 'Singles Night' competition, where three bachelors tried to woo a brunette fluent in Portuguese. The second bachelor's line that he "wouldn't mind picking up a little Portuguese," (Translation: You aren't a fattie, right?) won the woman over, but when presented with his choice of prize--either an all-expenses-paid date with the girl or a Playstation 2--the man took the PlayStation. Oh, sure, lament the red-bloodedness of American men, but think about it: awkward, no-action date or Tekken?"