Horace Mann and Spence: Sex and Drugs and Rock 'N' Roll: "It's like a Larry Clark film out there at New York City's private schools these days. The rumors are that a 13-year-old Horace Mann 8th grader made a porn video for her boyfriend, who promptly put it on the internet. (Schmuck.) Now we hear that the girl's parents may be packing up and moving to Florida. (Have we learned nothing from Paris Hilton? Chill, people.)"