Undated advertisement used as part of an anti-drugs campaign in Singapore. The shock advertisements are part of a that reflects official unease at growing use of ketamine, a hallucinogenic anaesthetic. (National Council on Drug Abuse/Reuters)

Busty Mousepad

"A Better Use for Camera Phones" - Phil Kaplan's latest is Mobog, a site of photos people send in from their camera phones...

UPDATE: Sorry, I just noticed - be careful opening at work. A lot of weirdos out there..

Amazon.com: Music: Big Smo's Kuntry Kitchen: "Big Smo is multi-talented with the ability to play several instruments and write poetry. He is experienced in hip/hop music and rap."

Photos of Asian people taking photos

Britney's dive into sleaze: "She kissed Madonna on stage and drunkenly married a childhood friend for 55 hours, but Britney Spears's new live show is her most shocking performance yet.
The 22-year-old, wearing pink underwear with stockings and suspenders, cavorts with a male dancer and writhes suggestively on a bed as she tries to win over an older audience. "

The heck is Andrew Lloyd Webber doing?

"Gay or Asian?" feature in Details magazine.
I wonder if gay men are pissed that they are being confused for Asians.
Gay or Asian:
"One cruises for chicken; the other takes it General Tso-style. Whether you're into shrimp balls or shaved balls, entering the dragon requires imperial tastes. So choke up on your chopsticks, and make sure your labels are showing. Study hard, Grasshopper: A sharp eye will always take home the plumpest eel."

Where is Jim Yee's apology? So what this Muslim cleric is an adulterer and likes porn. He never worked for al Qaeda.
Yee, Lee And Apology: "Now that he's no longer considered spy material, who will be the first to apologize to U.S. Army Capt. Jim Yee?"

First Trousersnake and now Enrique.
Tiddler in my Spanish flies: "HE may be a BIG hit with the ladies but pop hunk Enrique Iglesias admits he has LITTLE to boast about in the trouser department.

The star — dating tennis beauty Anna Kournikova — has revealed there isn’t much for her to smash and grab."

Same old lies: "JAYSON Blair is at it again. The truth-twisting former Timesman tells in his new book how he told then-managing editor Gerald Boyd of his cocaine addiction. He adds that Boyd's 'mother died following a long struggle with drugs.' But Boyd - in a piece published by the Detroit Free Press - says his mother died of sickle-cell anemia at 29 and never used drugs: 'It is unconscionable that a journalist would write something so hurtful.' Blair told the Washington Post that he 'heard' the tale and that it 'was supposed to be fact-checked but didn't get fact-checked.' "

Funny random Korean stuff. Nice photos of hot Korean girls too.
hardyandtiny in seoul

AP Gossip/Celebrity: Jackson Wanted to Play Car in a Movie

"It's an odd idea for a movie, even for Michael Jackson. "Jersey Girl" director Kevin Smith says he once got an offer to direct the pop singer in a movie about a man who turns into a car that gets ridden around by a boy. "

I'm not going to touch this one.

Yikes!. South Korean traditional art of sword-fighting 'Haedong Gumdo' master Youn Ja-kyung cuts a sheaf of straw with a sword in Seoul February 23, 2004. Youn, a 26-year-old woman, has practiced the art since she was 13-years-old and became a master in 1995. Picture taken February 23, 2004. REUTERS/Kim Kyung-Hoon

Another dumb corporation. Virgin surprised to learn that men don't want to pee in something that looks like a woman's mouth. Fake apology tales care of everything.
Yahoo! News - Airline Halts Plan for Lip-Shaped Urinals: "'Virgin Atlantic was very sorry to hear of people's concerns about the design of the 'Kisses' urinals to be fitted into our clubhouse at JFK Airport. We can assure everyone who complained to us that no offense was ever intended,' Virgin spokesman John Riordan said in a statement."

"The urinal, designed by a Dutch company, was the idea of a female designer. Riordan said Virgin was surprised by the negative reaction to the plan, part of designs for the lounge, built to pamper first-class customers."

Gurinder Chadha to Direct Sassy Girl: "Gurinder Chadha (Bend It Like Beckham) will direct Sassy Girl for DreamWorks and Guy Oseary and Madonna's Maverick Films, says The Hollywood Reporter. The project is a remake of I.M. Pictures' Korean romantic comedy."

Can Abercrombie please stop offending people.
T-Shirt Slight Has West Virginia in Arms: "Abercrombie & Fitch, the youth-oriented apparel retailer that stirred controversy in December with a magazine filled with photographs of nude and partially clad women, has now managed to outrage the governor of West Virginia with a T-shirt.

The shirt, which is selling on the company's Web site for $24.50, is emblazoned with a map of West Virginia and the words, 'It's all relative in West Virginia.'"

Sex for iPod on craigslist.
Wired News: IPods Beat in Heart of the City: "A cute 19-year-old says, 'I need $100 to buy an iPod and I'm horny. Simple as that.'

College girl Chloe makes a similar offer because she has bills to pay. 'I bought lots of clothes, iPod and other things, and charged it to my credit card,' she says. 'I don't want my dad to know.'

With admirable economy, a young gay man says simply that he'll perform oral sex for an iPod."

The Mark Cuban blog. My favorite blog. After this one, of course.

Usher's new song is so good.
The Sun Newspaper Online - Proud to be Becks' pal: "The star’s closest rival is Justin Timberlake — and Usher is scathing about him.

He says: “There simply is no comparison between me and Justin. He can’t even stand in the same lane as me, ever. He cannot be compared to me as a vocalist, dancer, artist, multimillion selling star or anything. There is only one of me.”

He reveals he was disgusted with Justin’s performance with Janet Jackson at American football’s Super Bowl when she flashed a breast in front of millions of TV viewers.

Usher says: “Justin appalled me. He claimed he didn’t know Janet was going to flash — of course he did.

“If he was a man he would have grabbed her boob, enjoyed it and admitted he knew about it.

“I don’t know why America reacted so badly — it’s a great breast and she meant no offence. I’m sure millions of men agree.”"

Turkey and Gravy Flavour at Jones Soda: "The response to the Turkey & Gravy Jones Soda has been incredible. Thank you for your interest and patience in regards to this soda. We apologize if you were not able to get your hands on the Turkey & Gravy Jones Soda."

Be careful Paris. And be careful if you open this at work.
The Sun Newspaper Online - Paris pops out at party

New York Post Online Edition: seven: "Our spies say that before spring training began, new Yankee superstar Alex Rodriguez (above) was paying regular visits to the VIP strip club on West 20th Street to enjoy lap dances from a certain Brazilian-born beauty. 'He sees her and only her,' says our insider. 'He was coming in every other week. He'll come in, sit at the bar and wait for her to come over. Then they go into the VIP room and she dances for him. He usually spends about $500 to $1,000 on her, getting lap dances and drinks.' A spokesman for the Yankees declined comment."

Oh no, what's going on in Korea?

S. Korea Parliament Impeaches President



"Ruling Uri Party member Chang Young-dal is dragged away by opposition lawmakers as he tries to block the impeachment of South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun at the National Assembly in Seoul, Friday, March 12, 2004. Parliament approved the unprecedented impeachment of President Roh on illegal electioneering and incompetence charges Friday. The impeachment passed by a vote of 193 to 2." (AP Photo/Ahn Young-joon)

Sexy Korean Soccer girl identified as Shin Mina.

The Marmot's (Final) Hole: Iran's saying no to this?: "Today, a week before South Korea's big Olympic qualifying match against Iran, the Iranian government kindly let the Korea Football Association know that female members of the 'Red Devils' -- South Korean football's extremely enthusiastic booster club -- will not be allowed into Tehran's Azadi Stadium. "

So this is one woman's reaction to the NYU student's suicide. There are some bad people out there.
New York Post Online Edition: LOVER'S LEAP: "New Jersey resident Juilet Hoilett said she was in a nearby McDonald's with her daughter when a man ran into the restaurant screaming, 'Someone jumped!'

'I told my daughter to stay here and I ran outside because I feared that she might have hit my car,' Hoilett said."

The Olsen twins admire Snoop Dogg's chalice.
Gothamist: Hugs, Not Drugs

What is sexier than a Korean girl playing drums? A sexy Korean girl playing drums.

Yahoo! News - Entertainment Photos - Reuters: "South Korean singer Lee Hyo-lee, from DSP Entertainment Ltd., beats a drum during a news conference in Hong Kong, March 9, 2004."

BROKE TYSON: I'LL FIGHT FOR FOOD: "Bankrupt boxer Mike Tyson is financially down for the count, saying things have gotten so bad that he's struggling just to put food on the table."

""I'm one of the most famous unemployed [persons] in the country, but believe it or not, I'm on the brink of starving to death," said the former heavyweight champion, who's reportedly $34 million in debt. "I just want to pay my bills," said the disgraced, ear-chomping pugilist, who filed for bankruptcy last August."

"This is about me getting a fair shot at a team that I want to go to."

"I want to go where I feel comfortable and where I can be happy. I don't want to go anywhere where someone just trades me off to."

"We're not idiots"

Is there any doubt that Terrell Owens is a buffoon? Did somebody not tell him that he forgot to file the appropriate paperwork and thus he is not a free agent?

Where are all the postings?