BROKE TYSON: I'LL FIGHT FOR FOOD: "Bankrupt boxer Mike Tyson is financially down for the count, saying things have gotten so bad that he's struggling just to put food on the table."

""I'm one of the most famous unemployed [persons] in the country, but believe it or not, I'm on the brink of starving to death," said the former heavyweight champion, who's reportedly $34 million in debt. "I just want to pay my bills," said the disgraced, ear-chomping pugilist, who filed for bankruptcy last August."