Happy Halloween

Yahoo! News - World Photos - AP

Another stolen idea ...
The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest selling newspaper: "THIS is the model beauty six bachelors try desperately to bed in a new reality show — unaware she was born a MAN.
The hapless lads spend weeks battling to seduce the South American stunner in Sky One series There’s Something About Miriam.
But while viewers know her secret from the start, the boys only discover the truth after Miriam picks the winner, then lifts her skirt to reveal a full set of wedding tackle. "

They need one that says "Gotch".
tinyfactory.com

This is old, but anyone not familiar with the Sports Guy's Ewing Theory should brush up. Good stuff.

Good for neck pain

ErgoQuest Recliner Workstations

Ok, this is not related to sports or odd celebrity behavior but it's freaking hilarious. Click here.

Stupid
TheWBALChannel.com - News - Ravens Wife Responds To Costume Comments: "At a charity party, Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Travis Taylor and his wife dressed up as Kobe Bryant and the woman accusing him of rape. Mrs. Taylor's costume said, 'Three Men In 3 Days' -- a reference to court testimony of the alleged victim having sex with other men before the alleged incident with Kobe.

Rashidah claims dressing up as Kobe Bryant's accuser at a Halloween party was all in fun. "There was no motivation other than it was a halloween party and you dress up to make people laugh."

CNN.com - Girls pummel man who exposed himself - Oct. 31, 2003: "Girls pummel man who exposed himself
PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (Reuters) -- A man described by authorities as a known sexual predator was chased through the streets of South Philadelphia by an angry crowd of Catholic high school girls, who kicked and punched him after he was tackled by neighbors, police said Friday."

Bye bye, Zim
Or good riddance?

Didn't Dolly develop arthritis and quickly fall into poor health? How did scientists jump from Dolly to edible clones so quickly? They are trying to poison us.
Reuters News Article: "FDA Says Meat, Milk from Cloned Animals Safe
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Milk and meat products from cloned cattle, pigs and goats are safe for consumers to eat, according to a Food and Drug Administration document obtained by Reuters on Thursday.

The FDA findings bring the agency one step closer to determining whether to allow the commercialization of food from cloned animals. A final policy decision is expected next year."

Why does the new Rockets logo look like a logo for a satanic cult?


Why does Carmelo look so cool?

Yahoo! News - ABC Special Explores if Jesus Had Wife: "ABC Special Explores if Jesus Had Wife
NEW YORK - ABC News correspondent Elizabeth Vargas concedes her network is stepping into a theological minefield with its one-hour exploration of whether Jesus Christ had a wife."

New York Daily News - Home - Cell phone in toilet makes it flush hour: "A man riding a Metro-North train dropped his cell phone in a toilet and got his arm stuck trying to retrieve it Thursday, forcing the train to stop and delaying the evening commute for thousands of people."

Online music stores
State of the Art: Paying the Piper, Round 2: The Repertory Grows

Moby: A High That Wouldn: "I would love to see recreational drugs that aren't bad for you and that aren't addictive. It's obvious that billions of people the world over enjoy recreational drugs from time to time, and that most of these drugs (the legal and illegal ones) are physically harmful and/or addictive. So why can't the chemical composition and/or means of delivery of certain drugs be altered so that they're no longer harmful or addictive?"

Charles Dolan, stupid
Wired News: HDTV Newcomer Faces High Hurdles

E! Online News - Nelly's Gems Nabbed: "Nelly lost big in Las Vegas this week when more than $1 million in jewels was stolen from his hotel room while he was in town for the 2003 Radio Music Awards, authorities confirmed Tuesday."

ESPN.com: Playmakers

Paris
New York Post Online Edition: gossip: "A CAT fight is in the offing tomorrow night in L.A. Love rivals Paris Hilton and Shannen Doherty are set to go head-to-head at the Floosie Lingerie show at the Roxy. Doherty is now back with her ex, Rick Salomon, who dated Hilton in between. Doherty RSVP'd to the show despite Paris being one of the runway models. The last time these two met up, hair-pulling, car-bashing and other unlady-like activities ensued"

Beckhams
MegaStar - Meet the Beckhams: "Meet the Beckhams
It's not easy being Romeo Beckham – and that's before he gets bullied in the school playground for having a silly name.

Brother Brooklyn was once spotted sporting a mini-mohawk, although these days he prefers a gelled spike.

Romeo, however, opts to keep right up-to-date with dad's latest coiffeur and is spotted out and about in Madrid with a Japanese-style ponytail.

Gay Piazza
Gothamist: "Coolfer's reminder that the new Belle and Sebastian album, Dear Catastrophe Waitress, has a song called 'Piazza, New Yorker Catcher,' means the twee songsters have gone jock. A little. But the song won't be played on the PA system at Shea anytime soon, since the lyrics include the line 'Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay?.'"

New York Post Online Edition: gossip: "ELIZABETH Smart wanted to play herself in the CBS movie about her nine-month ordeal of kidnapping and sexual assault when she was 15. Mark Lasswell reports in next week's TV Guide that when she was rejected for the title role in 'The Elizabeth Smart Story,' Smart asked her parents, 'Why don't they want me?' "

Time to spend!
Yahoo! News - Economy Grows at Fastest Pace Since 1984

Chimgam - Korean Arse Shooter

Yahoo! News - Entertainment Photos - AP

New York Daily News - Daily Dish & Gossip - Rush & Molloy: Benny manages J.Lo-to-Mariah move: "Feuding rappers Ja Rule and 50 Cent are in counseling. Their therapist: Minister Louis Farrakhan.

Russell Simmons told us that Ja Rule met with Farrakhan on the Nation of Islam's Illinois farm Thursday, while 50 Cent was being counseled by a minister from Manhattan's Mosque Number Seven.

The meetings were called by Simmons' Hip-Hop Summit Action Network, an organization dedicated to empowering inner city youth, in an effort to end the much-publicized conflict between the two multi-platinum artists. 'We think this is an extremely volatile situation,' Simmons said."

Yahoo! News - Britney Opens Up: "'We walked around the house naked, we really did. By the time I was 13, my dad, was like, 'uh, Britney, it's time to start covering yourself up.' I'm very free like that,' Spears admitted."

Dr. Fart speaks: "Dr. Fart speaks"

Carl Pavano!
New York Post Online Edition: gossip: "ALYSSA Milano was helping Florida Marlins pitcher Carl Pavano celebrate his team's victory Saturday night at Suede with World Series MVP Josh Beckett. 'The two, who appeared to be an item, partied until the wee hours and shared eight bottles of Cristal with friends,' said our spy. "

The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest selling newspaper: "MARIAH CAREY — renowned worldwide for being pop’s most demanding diva — has not lost her touch.
She arrived in London at the weekend for a two-day promotional tour with a list of requests that put J-LO and BRITNEY in the shade.
Mariah checked into the five-star Claridges Hotel and asked for two DVD players for her penthouse suite.
Nothing wrong with that, you might think.
But staff were stunned when they heard the only DVDs she was interested in watching were ones of herself."

Kobe going off

The hell!?


Yahoo! News - Sports Photos - AP

Dude pulled nunchucks from a violin case and began pacing inside the plane. How come we know so many people who could do something like this?
fresnobee.com | AP State Wire News: "A 35-year-old man was arrested at Midway Airport after causing a ruckus on an inbound flight with a martial arts weapon, police said.

The Australian: My life as a dog: the text version [October 24, 2003]: "DOG lovers in Japan will soon be able to receive mobile phone text messages from their pets.

New technology will allow a $50 mobile phone chip to receive a digital signal from a special dog collar - and in the process translate barking into human speech."

Go Se Ri

Independent Lens . SHAOLIN ULYSSES: Kungfu Monks in America | PBS

Yahoo! News - Sports Photos - Reuters

What would young Ilfu have done?
Yahoo! News - Stiff Discipline After Schoolboys' Viagra Prank

Paris!
New York Post Online Edition: gossip: "NOW that Chicago Bear Brian Urlacher has shown Paris Hilton the door, the high-stepping Hiltie has decided to do a Demi Moore and hit on younger men. At Usher's birthday party last Saturday at Pearl in L.A., spies say, Paris was 'all over a 17-year-old high school senior from Miami.' 'This guy flew in Saturday morning and then flew out Sunday, so he wouldn't miss school,' our spy laughed. The two met a month ago in Miami. Paris had initially taken a shine to the teen's pal, but he didn't have a car. She moved on to the lucky senior when he drove her to the airport."

There is too much crime in Staten Island these days.
New York Post Online Edition: gossip: "STASHA Lipka - the 23-year-old daughter of David Bowie's ex-wife Angela - says she was raped and beaten by a 300-pound drug dealer on Wednesday. Angela, who was married to the rock legend from 1970 to 1980, took the unusual step yesterday of asking PAGE SIX to expose the horrific attack on her daughter in hopes that it will spur cops to catch the rapist. 'It makes my stomach turn,' an anguished Angela told us. 'But we want to humanize this. One in four women are sexually assaulted. We want this guy caught.' Lipka says she was attacked Wednesday morning in her Staten Island home. 'He offered me money for sex,' Lipka said yesterday from Staten Island University Hospital. 'When I refused, he raped me. He beat me up real bad. I'm bruised and bloody.' An NYPD spokeswoman confirmed that Lipka reported the attack to a detective at Staten Island's 123rd Precinct. 'It is being investigated,' she said. 'There have been no arrests. They're still conducting interviews.' Lipka's father is Andrew Lipka, formerly known as the punk musician Drew Blood."

Corey
Wow, yes, definitely Corey the wise! Now there is a young man that just "gets it". He obviously has a firm grasp on the legal system and simply understands the way things work in America.

Rob Neyer on Clemens:

Was anybody just a little put off by Roger Clemens last night? He acquitted himself on the mound quite well, once the first inning finally ended. I'm talking about the interview with Clemens that aired, in bits and pieces, before and during the game. At one point, Clemens (in a separate spot) was described -- and this is an exact quote -- as "a phenomenal human being."

Taken literally, I'm sure that's true. There aren't many human beings who can do what Clemens can do. But in our common vernacular, isn't "phenomenal human being" generally reserved for human beings who do something a bit more selfless than devote themselves to throwing a ball in exchange for vast sums of money? Wouldn't "phenomenal athlete/capitalist" be a bit more accurate, and leave "phenomenal human being" for beings who might deserve it, like inner-city schoolteachers or Peace Corps volunteers or overpaid baseball writers?

OK, maybe not that last one. But you get the point.

What really bothered me wasn't that, exactly. What really bothered me was that a few minutes later, Clemens was shown talking about how much it bothers him that other pitchers aren't willing to do all the incredibly hard work that he's done. Maybe this part of the interview was left on the cutting room floor, but does Clemens ever feel blessed for having been born with a rear end the size and strength of Texas and a lightning bolt in his right arm?

Don't get me wrong, I respect Clemens for all the work he's put into his craft, and as I've written in this space, I think he's the greatest pitcher since Tom Seaver (at least). But hey, Rocket, how about a little humility? Is that so much to ask?

(P.S. After the game, Clemens said more obnoxious things about how great he is.)

The Redskins changed backup QBs Oct. 22, signing Tim Hasselbeck and cutting Rob Johnson. Hasselbeck has spent the last two training camps with Philadelphia. He spent one game on Carolina's roster last year, then he appeared in two games with the Eagles as a holder late in the season. Undrafted out of Boston College, Hasselbeck has also spent time in training camp with Baltimore and has played in NFL Europe.

E! Online News - Fred "Rerun" Berry Dead: "Fred 'Rerun' Berry Dead"

Junior!
Fried chicken and watermelon.

Happy Birthday Nicky!

Yahoo! News - Entertainment Photos - AP: "Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton, right, gather at Cinespace Restaurant in Los Angeles on Wednesday October 8, 2003 to celebrate the MTV series 'Made' while celebrating Nicky Hilton's 20th birthday party"

Yahoo! News - World Photos - Reuters: "A file photo shows Cambodian Sek Yi smoking a large, hand-rolled cigarette which he swears is the secret of his longevity as he sits in his bamboo hut in the village of Tuk Young some 200 km (125 miles) east of the capital Phnom Penh in this October 14. REUTERS/Chor Sokunthea"

Hot Deals Club - updated many times daily with the best deals: "New Napster: If you pre-register for the new Napster that will go live on Oct 29, you get 5 free 'tracks' which I think means 5 free downloads. You will need to provide your credit card information to redeem your 'tracks'. Deal or not, at least it is interesting that Napster is coming back as a whole new product."

The Sports Guy...
Shouldn't we just have a direct link to his column instead of somebody posting it everytime he writes something?

More Crazy Koreans
Like we need any more

New York Post Online Edition: news: "Britney Spears treated fans to the show of a lifetime Friday night - tearing her tight-fitting tank top off at three different clubs in less than three hours "

New York Post Online Edition: gossip: "STUYVESANT HS's whiz kids have created a robotic version of former General Electric CEO Jack Welch . After the corporate kingpin donated a sizable sum to Stuyvesant's Robotics Club, the budding brainiacs thanked him by creating 'Jack,' a robot that scoops up soccer balls. While 'Jack' looks more like the robot in the 'Short Circuit' movies than Welch, expect it to be the star of today's Stuy Strut, a 5-kilometer run celebrating the school's 100th birthday."

Yahoo! News - Koreans have surgery to speak better English: "Chop a centimetre or so off your tongue and become a fluent English speaker.

That is the hope that recently drove one mother to take her six-year-old son for surgery aimed at ridding him of his Korean accent when speaking the language of choice in global business."

No Melissa Stark
New York Post Online Edition: news: "A beer-drinking ESPN reporter - irked over two heated-up fans at a college football game football game - tried to cool things down by pouring her suds on them.

But the guys who got a good soaking at the hands of sexy sportscaster Michele Tafoya are even madder now."

Vogue Stories: "HEIDI KLUM broke the $8 million Victoria's Secret bra she was wearing on the set of Jay Leno's Tonight show. The German supermodel walked on wearing the diamond studded bra and matching $3 million knickers under her clothes and was due to strip off later in the show. However, halfway through her interview, she suddenly looked shocked and announced, 'I think my bra has broken.'"

ODB does Yoga
Yahoo! News: "The untitled project is the brainchild of Jarred Weisfeld, who began the year as a VH1 production assistant and is now on a hot streak after producing and co-starring in a well-received VH1 documentary in August about rapper Ol' Dirty Bastard, who hired him as his manager.

MTV is shooting a pilot, also to be executive produced by Weisfeld, that continues to follow his misadventures with ODB, who is trying to restart his life and career while on parole after two years in prison on drug-possession charges. Scenes shot include the rapper discussing his problems with a psychotherapist and attempting yoga at a local gym."

Smoking is Good
Man Smokes His Way to 122 Years -- Maybe: "Man Smokes His Way to 122 Years -- Maybe
Fri Oct 17, 8:51 AM ETAdd Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!
TUK YOUNG (Reuters) - In a creaking bamboo hut deep in the Cambodian countryside a very, very old person -- possibly the world's oldest -- smokes a large, hand-rolled cigarette which he swears is the secret of his longevity. "

The Smoking Gun: Archive: "It's not exactly 'Dewey Defeats Truman,' but the New York Post made a colossal error today on its editorial page. The paper somehow printed an editorial bemoaning last night's Yankees loss to the Boston Red Sox, noting that the 'Curse of the Bambino boomeranged this year' and that the Bronx Bombers 'couldn't get the job done at home.' The editorial concluded, 'Wait'll next year!' Obviously, the Post piece was drafted while the Yanks were trailing the Sox, but was--unbelievably--not yanked when the club tied the game in the eighth inning and won it on Aaron Boone's walkoff home run in the 11th."

Yankees continue to rain misery on all others

Poor Sports Guy...

MLB Racist?

I bet she worked for the Yankees

I was like - is that Michael Jackson? No, it's Sarah McLachlan.

Get iTunes
Apple - iTunes

Boston.com / Business / Technology / Review: New Napster returns a bit buggy

Be Sexy like 50
Girls? Check. Cristal? Check. iPod? Check.

wnbc.com - Traffic - At Least 14 Dead In Staten Island Ferry Crash

Stuyvesant
For Techies, School Bells Mean 'Let the Games Begin':
""Someone brought in a universal remote and walked through the halls turning on all the TV's in classrooms," one Stuyvesant junior said. Another student mentioned that when his hair was still long enough to hang past his ears, he could wear small headphones for his MP3 player and listen nonstop. Still another added that her friend often used a minilaser pointer to put a moving red dot on the teacher's backside whenever he turned away from the class."

The Observer | Review | The 100 greatest novels of all time: The list

RE: ESPN.com - NBA - Plan to move Nets to Brooklyn gets support
I'm not sure how I feel about the "Brooklyn Nets". I might have to become a free agent fan.

New York Daily News - Daily Dish & Gossip - Rush & Molloy: Donna recalls Summer-time blues: "The Artist Once Again Known as Prince may not be playing concerts any more, but he is making house calls.

The devout Jehovah's Witness recently startled a Jewish couple in Eden Prairie, Minn., by ringing their doorbell and asking to come inside and discuss his faith.

He was accompanied by former Sly and the Family Stone/Graham Central Station bass player Larry Graham.

The pint-size popster showed up around 2 p.m. on Oct. 5, just before the start of Yom Kippur, according to the Minneapolis-St. Paul Star Tribune. The resident, identified only as Rochelle, recalled telling the Prince-ling: 'You know what? You've walked into a Jewish household, and this is not something I'm interested in.'

'He says, 'Can I just finish?'

'Then the other guy, Larry Graham, gets out his little Bible and starts reading scriptures about being Jewish and the land of Israel.'

A woman answering the description of Prince's wife, Manuela Testolini, was waiting in a black truck outside. Rochelle said the three drove off together and appeared not to call on any other houses on the street.

Prince's lawyer, Londell Macmillan, told us the star was 'very committed' to the Jehovah's Witnesses. The Eden Prairie couple also noted their annoyance that he showed up in the middle of a Minnesota Vikings game."

Stupid
It's a bad idea to let the man running Posh Spice's career run your affairs ....
femail.co.uk:"It has long been suspected that she is the one who wears the trousers in Britain's most talked-about relationship.

Further weight was added to that suspicion yesterday when David Beckham dumped his agents SFX in favour of his wife's manager, Simon Fuller. "

Liar
BBC SPORT | Football | My Club | Aston Villa | Alpay accuses Beckham: "'Beckham headbutted me and he spat at me,' said Alpay.

'If the spit had hit me on the head I wouldn't have been annoyed but it hit the crescent and the star on my Turkey shirt."

"Let Beckham apologize to the Turkish people and the national uniform that he spat at, then I'll apologize to Beckham."

Poor Cubs Guy
I can't believe he dropped the ball and then lost it on the ground. At least he could have gotten the ball ...
The Smoking Gun: Archive

Ph.D, Pop Culture
This should be my next job.

Poor Paris
New York Post Online Edition: gossip: "PARIS Hilton desperately looking for her shoes and purse at the Mondrian's Sky Bar, only to eventually find them under her chair"

Paris
Heir Heads
“They wrote that our skirts were too short. They said we came to church in fur coats. It hurt my feelings. I never went to church!”

Help save Boomerang
New York Daily News - News & Views - Lion cub misses his mommy

Bling Bling!
Icy Hot Stuntaz!!: "Bling Bling!"

Gross
Kim shows a Lil' of her underwear

Thanks to bbanss
Mongolians and Koreans: Twins With Minimal Sibling Rivalry: "Mongolians and Koreans: Twins With Minimal Sibling Rivalry"

Celebrate!
I wonder what Chinese astronaut food is like.
神舟五号”成功发射

Sleeping-monkey.com: "Top 16 Shitty Nintendo Endings"

Stupid
I'm starting to really dislike this guy.
FOXSports.com | Sapp blasts NFL 'slave system': "'He got what he wanted,' Sapp said of Arrington, who had threatened retaliation if the Bucs' outspoken nine-year veteran tried to do the same before Sunday's game against the Redskins. 'He snitched and slave master come down. That's all that is. ... Stop a man from doing something that he's been doing for nine years?

'And so now there's a rule against me. Thanks. I knew (the league) was gonna do what they did because they've been notoriously against Sapp. Like I said before, it's a slave system. Make no mistake about it, slave master say you can't do it, don't do it. They'll make an example out of you."

Protect This House
Dallas Cowboys Official Website: "'Protecting His House'

Cowboys defensive end Eric Ogbogu is one of the most visible players on the roster. It's just that most people don't realize as much.

While Ogbogu is mostly a backup, he gets major face time starring in a commercial for Under Armour athletic apparel. In the TV commercial, it's Ogbogu who stands in the middle of several players, shouting 'We Must Protect This House.'

While he stands out in the commercial, he had a standout performance against the Jets, whom he played for in 1998.

Ogbogu forced a fumble in the second quarter, which the Cowboys converted into their first touchdown. Ogbogu also had four tackles.

And it was Ogbogu who could be heard screaming 'We must protect this house' as he was entering the Cowboys locker room after the game."

Pat Robertson On Charles Taylor
FOXNews.com - Politics - State Dept: Pat Robertson Comment "Despicable": "Robertson, a Bush supporter who has financial interests in Liberia, said he believed the State Department has 'mismanaged the situation in nation after nation after nation' in Africa.

'So we're undermining a Christian, Baptist president to bring in Muslim rebels to take over the country,' he said during the July broadcast."

I have to admit, I don't get the whole Don Zimmer thing either.

WFTV.com - Sports - Nebraska Player Caught On Video Assaulting Mizzou Fan

Poor Beckham
BBC SPORT | Football | Internationals | England | Uefa steps up video probe: "Alpay confronted Beckham following his 37th-minute penalty miss and then poked the midfielder in the face as the two jogged off the pitch following the end of the first half. "

Andy Rooney
Even old men hate baseball now.
CBS News | Play Ball In Summer, Not Fall | October 3, 2003 18:36:54

Yahoo! News - Cell Phones Now Debit Cards in S. Korea

The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest selling newspaper: "Kournikova "

Many soldiers, same letter / Front Page -The Olympian

More Sexy Mariah


The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest selling newspaper

50 is whipped
Something is seriously wrong with this.
The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest selling newspaper: "But 50 and Vivica snubbed PRINCE ALBERT of Monaco and his aftershow party in the exclusive Jimmy"

Beckham Watch
British supermarket boosts security to protect Beckham ...

Keeping it Real
Nikcy does not look so good here.
Born Rich: Paris and Nicky Hilton: "And although they do live in the Hollywood Hills and have a housekeeper a few times a week, 'we do everything ourselves,' 22-year-old Paris says, including doing laundry and paying bills. "

Gross
eBay item 2957108110 (Ends Oct-20-03 20:34:04 PDT) - Uncle Bob's Left Nut

Sexy Mariah

Yahoo! News - World Photos - AP

Mushnick The Wise
I could not agree more with Mushnick today. The announcers said that the hit woke up the defense and crowd. Miami got a first down on the next play and the announcers quickly backed off.
New York Post Online Edition: sports: "In the second quarter, something so fabulous happened for FSU that its entire team and its tens of thousands of fans in the stands jumped for joy. Man, they were happy. Even ABC's commentators, Brad Nessler and Bob Griese, got all pumped up.

Heck, if one didn't know that it was early and Miami was up, 6-0, one might have thought that FSU had just won the game.

The joyous eruption was caused by FSU defensive back Stanford Samuels, who, on the full run, had laid Miami receiver Roscoe Parrish down, then out, with a brutal and illegal helmet-first hit to the chest.

No flag was thrown and the need for one went unmentioned on ABC, despite replays showing the contact to have been in violation of rules designed to prevent both victim and assailant from spinal cord and neurological injuries.

And as Parrish, 5-9 and 163 pounds, struggled for his next breath, Samuels posed and preened and accepted the congratulations of his teammates and the delighted approval of FSU's fans."

Yes!
New York Post Online Edition: gossip: "THAT Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger will likely be the keynote speaker at the Republican convention here next summer"

Race aside, IS Donovan McNabb overrated??

Angry Koreans
Fucking USA

An excerpt from a fictional book whose character is part of the Stuy '94 class.
The City of Stories Again: "My next rendezvous with Manhattan takes place in 1990. I have been accepted to Stuyvesant High School"

OSU Cheats Again. Loses this time.
OSU player chokes Wisconsin QB. QB can't play because he can't call plays. OSU loses. yeay.
ESPN.com - NCF - College Football Recap

NY Times College Football Rankings

Heading into this week they had:
1 Ohio State
2 Arkansas
3 Virginia Tech
4 Nebraska
5 Florida State
6 Oklahoma
7 Miami

Bol-ieve it, baby!

Random
- If Jan Stephenson wants to promote the LPGA with sex appeal, she should shut up and stay out of the news because she is butt ugly.

- Liz Cho is the Melissa Stark of local news.
- Why is the news of Limbaugh's drug addiction on SportsCenter? Maybe ESPN liked all the attention.
- I'd love to hear what Limbaugh has to say about Darryl Strawberry and his drug addiction now considering that he used to degrade him in the past.
- How can anyone take Limbaugh seriously on any moral issues when he is a two time divorcee and drug addict.

Arnold
All of the politicians are not any more making the moves for the people ...

Dude gets beat up by teenager gays
New York Daily News - Home - Melee at gay school
On a related note ... was it just me who felt threatened by those menacing gays that hang out in front of Barnes & Noble on Astor place?

LPGA vet: More sex appeal, fewer foreigners

Stupid
ESPN.com - NFL - Ax to grind? Jags' punter Hanson injures foot

You can't make up anything more bizarre. Guns, gay porn, Nazi, kimono ...
New York local news is getting interesting again.
New York Daily News - Home - Priest had loot, Nazi stash, porn

Check out the game pieces.
Ghettopoly Board game - Stolen Property Fencing Game

Black People Watch
How many times do things like have to happen?
Ghettopoly

Speaking of asian ball players, poor BK!

DPRK Souvenirs I can't figure out if this website is really official. Thanks to bbannss.

Black People Watch
Black artists take over US top 10

Asian baseball players
Johnny Damon is half European according to this.

That's why he is Jim Parque!
Other half Asian players: "Jim Parque is part Korean, and Danny Graves is half Vietnamese."

Johnny Damon
I wish you get better soon. Johnny is half Thai by the way.

ESPN.com: Johnny Damon

California Sucks
SignOnSanDiego.com > News > Politics > California Recall Election -- Opponents claim momentum before vote: "'I know when I come up here to Sacramento and take over this office, special interests are going to go crazy,' Schwarzenegger said. 'They know I am here to kick some serious butt.'"

Will Demps
Will Demps is another Black/Korean NFL player.

Hines Ward
DawgPost.com -- Interview with Georgia Great Hines Ward:DawgPost.com columnist Dean Legge recently conducted an exclusive interview with Hines Ward, former Georgia Bulldog and current Pittsburgh Steeler. Ward gained 3,870 all-purpose yards as a running back, receiver, and kick returner during his career at Georgia from 1994-1997. Ward also passed for 918 yards which doesn't include a 413 yard passing performance in the 1995 Peach Bowl against Virginia. Bowl statistics aren't counted in the official record book. "When asked about role models he only talks about his mother. She taught me to treat others the way that I wanted to be treated Ward only knew how to get what he wanted through hard work and sacrifice, something that he learned from his mother first hand. Young Ward raised her son Hines with the help of no one, in a country where she knew no one and did not speak the language. The sacrifices that Young Ward made for her only son are too numerous to name, but clearly Ward appreciates everything that she has done for him.

Hines Ward developed his modesty from his mother, she taught me to always be humble in everything that you do. Perhaps most known while at Georgia for his ability to play several different positions, Hines Ward was never given the credit due for being the team player that winning teams need. His unselfish style gave him the opportunity to give back to his mother, but only after more struggles while in college.

In his four years at Georgia, Hines Ward played several positions. From quarterback, to running back, to wide receiver, Ward was used whenever and wherever the coaching staff needed him. But Ward found himself in situations sometimes where he felt like he was being used to save jobs."

Asian Athletes
I found this when looking up the fact Hines Ward is half Korean. So this confirms our suspicions that Chad and Johnny Morton have chinky eyes. Eric Morton should have joined DAO.

Asian NFL History

Paris Watch
What are you doing??!
New York Post Online Edition: gossip: "PARIS Hilton (with her shirt inside-out) table-dancing with a midget and some ad execs at Club Motorock in South Beach"

Mushnick Watch
Mushnick also noticed that David Justice is baseball's version of Eric Dickerson:
"With the Yanks up, 3-1, and Mariano Rivera preparing to pitch the eighth, Justice provided the following, vis a vis Rivera: 'When you play the Yankees, you wanna be ahead late in the game.' "

I hate Sean Salisbury:
"In a debate with ESPN NFL reporter John Clayton as to how the Jets can best utilize Curtis Martin - neither man mentioned that the score of the game generally dictates how RBs are used - Salisbury declared that the Jets are 18-2 when Martin rushes 25 or more times and, 'That's the only stat that matters!'""

New York Post Online Edition: sports:

Mushnick Watch
Rosenbaum and his teammates drew 15-yard penalties for excessive celebration, unsportsmanlike conduct and taunting.
Prep schooler kicks 62-yard extra point

Victoria Beckham, Hip-Hop artist?

Damon said: “Victoria’s record label Telstar is retarded. They are the dumbest motherf***ers I have ever worked with. They are a load of s***. They don’t know what they’re doing.”

The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest selling newspaper: "
Damon said: "

California Suck
Ha ha ... Porn for Pistols and legalizing ferrets.
Mary Carey for Governor of California - Official Campaign Site

Poor Paris
New York Post Online Edition: gossip: "NEW Yorkers aren't the only people fascinated by the antics of Paris Hilton and Tara Reid. The Miami Herald's Lesley Abravanel spotted O.J. Simpson at the Astor's Metro Kitchen & Bar 'admiring Paris Hilton's derriere (to her visible and audible disgust) and professional party gal Tara Reid losing her cookies in front of Opium before heading out with bosom buddy Paris to Space 34, where the two stayed until 11 a.m.' The Herald mocked as the 'best or worst performance' what it called a tie between Reid's asking for a Diet Coke 'as she was being handed two vodka-cranberries, and Paris Hilton's trying to book a flight in coach from Miami to Chicago from the handicapped stall of American Airlines Arena's ladies room ('I'm a supermodel,' she told the agent on the phone).' Paris went to the Windy City to watch Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher play."

The Korean alphabet is fascinating. This explains why the characters look the way they do.
Ministry Of Culture & Tourism
Hangul - Wikipedia

Yum
World Ramen.net

Also from the Sports Guy:

While arguing that Donovan McNabb was overrated -- a point also made in this column just last week -- Rush Limbaugh claimed that the media was pushing for a black QB to succeed, so they pumped up McNabb and made him seem better than he really was. This wasn't much different than Isiah Thomas claiming that Larry Bird would be "just another good player" if he were black, was it? Didn't think so. But everyone let Isiah off the hook, while Limbaugh has been barbecued for a solid week. Go figure. I'm not saying he didn't deserve it ... it's just interesting, that's all.

DRUDGE REPORT 2003®: "BUSH EXPRESSES SUPPORT OF LIMBAUGH; HOST TO RETURN TO AIRWAVES AT NOON; ENQUIRER HELD STORY FOR TWO YEARS

**Exclusive**

President Bush expressed support of radio star Rush Limbaugh in conversations with top staff on Thursday, a senior administration source told the DRUDGE REPORT.

'Rush is a great American,' the president said of the beleaguered host, who has championed the conservative movement for decades. 'I am confident he can overcome any obstacles he faces right now.' "

Not Ready for Prime Time
I hate what the right has to say about Rush and I hate what the left has to say too. It's not fair to compare Rush to Jimmy the Greek and Michael Savage.

Anyway, this was interesting - "Limbaugh's last show had the highest rating for the program in seven years. "

I will miss Rush and his ugly ties.

Did they say improved memory?

My last two comments about Rush:
1) Can I please see a photo with the look on Tim Jackson's face when Rush made the comment.
2) Can ESPN please interview Al Sharpton to replace Rush.

Rush Limbaugh Was Right - Donovan McNabb isn't a great quarterback, and the media do overrate him because he is black. By Allen Barra
This guy doesn't mention how bad the offense was before McNabb got the starting job. Look at what he started with. It's still the same below-average cast of RBs and WRs. Let's talk about how Brad Johnson would function in that offense.

Poor Jacko
Jacko's whiter than white

Prepare to be offended. Korean people are sick. stilladick's Xanga Site

Power points

Poor Jessica
New York Post Online Edition: gossip: "WHEN Mariah Carey had her meltdown, it generated the phrase 'pulling a Mariah,' and now another celebrity has unwittingly inspired her own new turn of speech. Thanks to her stunningly stupid performance on MTV's reality show 'The Newlyweds,' Jessica Simpson has now spawned the term 'pulling a Jessica' - defined as being stupid, snobby or behaving like a spoiled-brat airhead. The term has already made an appearance with commentators on CNN and is in use on the music insider Web site the velvet rope."

But Smith IS a marginal receiver

Britney watch.
Very wool done, Britney

Pimp party
Evite: Second Annual Pimp N HO Bday Party.

Britney Watch
Britney: Watch it, bust-er

Poor Paris ... This is mean and is libel.
ESPN.com - Page2 - Inside a Hilton's head

What a bad day for Rush.

Talk-radio titan Rush Limbaugh is being investigated for allegedly buying thousands of addictive painkillers from a black-market drug ring.

J-E-T-S
The new Jets website is nice. You can get a Herm Edwards bobblehead doll and kids can learn to be like John Abraham.