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Hair's the word on Johnny: Wed by New Year’s: "It's all supposed to be hush-hush, but word outta Florida is that the Red Sox Most Eligible Bachelor - hairy hottie Johnny Damon - will be off the market by the New Year.
Our spies say the hirsute slugger will tie the knot with fiancee Michelle Mangan in a multiday extravaganza at the ritzy Ritz-Carlton Grand Lakes luxury resort in Orlando on New Year's weekend. "