New York Post Online Edition: gossip: "SOMEBODY get Nicolas Cage's new wife, Alice, an American history book — and quick! Spies at the L.A. premiere of 'National Treasure' last week said Alice, 20, seemed befuddled when someone talked to her about the Declaration of Independence. 'She looked at them and said, 'What is the Declaration of Independence?' ' our witness relates — an account confirmed by another attendee. Cage, 40, quickly came to the rescue and said, 'I'm sorry — please don't ask my wife any history questions.'"