Wow.
RadioShack Canada: "TOILET TISSUE HOLDER WITH AM/FM RADIO
Why should you have to sit in silence? This AM/FM radio toilet tissue holder fills the air with music from your favourite radio station! Features include a built-in speaker and rotary volume and tuning knobs. Even has a Help Alarm siren for bathroom emergencies."

Allen Iverson with the defiant sideways beret.

Crawford's the happiest, fastest guy out of the medals in the 100 : "Two years ago, in a meet in Milan, Crawford appeared in the starting blocks wearing a Phantom of the Opera mask. With the mask obscuring his vision during the 200-meter race, Crawford crept into the wrong lane and was disqualified.

More recently, he raced a giraffe and a zebra for Fox television's "Man vs. Beast" and emerged from the experience calling himself the "Cheetah Man."

"Tell the zebra I coulda whooped him," Crawford told ESPN magazine. "

Oh no. "Photo gallery featuring dozens of anonymous people "striking a Lynndie""
Bad Gas:"The result is a new craze called "doing a Lynndie". If you aren't "doing a Lynndie" now, you soon will be."

She lost the dog ... what a surprise.
Hilton Offers Reward for Lost Chihuahua: " It's been a rough month for hotel heiress Paris Hilton. First, her Hollywood Hills home was burglarized and now her pet Chihuahua, Tinkerbell, has disappeared.

Hilton, star of the Fox reality show "The Simple Life 2: Road Trip," is offering a $5,000 reward for her dog, missing since last Wednesday, Hilton's spokeswoman, Tracy Shaffer, confirmed Tuesday."

Driver: 'Arrest me, I'm drunk'

BOSTON, Massachusetts (Reuters) -- In this story, it was the drunk driver who pulled over the police officer.

Sliwa with the prime minister of Japan.

News Talk Radio 77 WABC-AM: "WABC morning host Curtis Sliwa's secret host was revealed on the morning show. Curtis is in Japan, heavily guarded by members of the Japanese police."

Since when can the TLC arrest people? And what the heck are "peace officers"?
7Online.com: TLC Peace Officers Arrest Journalist Mike Wallace: "Mike Wallace is certainly no stranger to controversy. He was in the center of it Tuesday when he was reportedly handcuffed and hauled away by peace officers with the Taxi and Limousine Commission who claimed they had no choice but to arrest him."

Poor Paris.
Celebrity, here is thy sting: "And then Sunday at the Teen Choice Awards, she and fellow award show host Nicole Richie were attacked by a swarm of bees on the blue carpet. Their publicists and other stars watched as the two flailed their arms and screamed like little girls, but brave pop star Christina Milian helped shoo the pesky bees out of Hilton's Farrah Fawcett 'do before they had a chance to sting.

'Her hairspray is probably attracting the bees,' said American Idol runner-up Diana DeGarmo. But Marlon Wayans offered another theory: 'The bees just wanted to sting her head (because) she's annoying.'"

Barack and Tayshaun.

TVgasm Sports: Every Time I Look in the Mirror...

The song that plays when Kaz Matsui comes up to bat is "Bruce Lee Theme." I'm glad to learn that Kaz chose this racist song instead of someone else choosing it for him.
Page 3 - At-bat songs: New York Mets: "Kaz used it every year in Japan, and he's hoping to find some similar success with it in New York."

Gizmodo commentary:
"Proving that there's no end in sight to rear-guard bathroom puns, the Aquariass fish-tank/toilet hybrid from UrbanPeel is a cheeky aquarium that replaces the tank in most American Standard bowls. The $1,100 units are custom-made and sadly do not use the same water to flush as is in the tank itself. That's too bad; I've always wanted to flush an entire eco-system down the drain literally."

Britney is a Jets fan.

Taken in context, this is one of the most embarrassing pictures I've seen in awhile.

CBS News | Mixed Signals For Gay Athletes: "Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick felt compelled to go on the radio to debunk an Internet hoax claiming he was gay. 'Everybody who knows me knows how I get down,' he said."

Oh no, Page Six.
New York Post Online Edition: gossip: "A BIG thank-you to all the readers who called and e-mailed to point out a mistake we made on Saturday, when we identified the man sitting with Lily Tartikoff at Mr. Chow in Los Angeles as Brandon Tartikoff, her late husband. The brilliant NBC programmer died of cancer in 1997. We regret the error."

Nicolas Cage marries former waitress

The "Leaving Las Vegas" star wed 20-year-old Alice Kim on Friday at a private ceremony on a ranch in Northern California, publicist Annett Wolf told The Associated Press.