Let it be recorded here for posterity (or one year) that one full month into the 2004 Major League Baseball season, South Korean Hee-Seop Choi is tied for second for most home runs. He trails only Barry Bonds, who took steroids...

ML HOME RUN LEADERS as of May 1, 2004
1. B. Bonds, SF 10
2. R. Sexson, Ari 9
2. H. Choi, Fla 9
2. M. Cabrera, Fla 9
5. R. Sanders, StL 8
5. J. Posada, NYY 8
5. S. Rolen, StL 8
5. C. Beltran, KC 8
5. A. Dunn, Cin 8
10. M. Alou, ChC 8